Weird Promises I made to myself.

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To have sex with a lesbian/pansexual/bisexual (gril) if I wanted to have sex in highschool. I'm attracted to girls 21% more than I like boys tbh.
To reserve my most creative insults for my close friends.
To befriend a gay dog. (=.= I've accomplished this. My dog will be all over boys and girls)
To befriend a black cat with the weirdest quirks. 
To make someone smile everyday.
To correct the idiots of the world.
To punch a cop.
To have a break day spree, where I just break everything.


.... All I can remember.


BTW
Wuss 9+10?